THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
i fucking love the shit out of this.
Reblogging this again cuz it is literally my favorite post ever
Posted 1 year ago with 523,828 notes
Via slowlyfallingawake || Source assholleee
- thepalaceofmelanie reblogged this from layla-and-kaitlyn-arebeauties
- layla-and-kaitlyn-arebeauties reblogged this from sugarhoneybeehair
- jasminejazzdreamer likes this
- shanna-kayfabe reblogged this from tyraqueenbanks
- dakidd2233 likes this
- marissashawwwwww likes this
- jibber-jabber-balderdash reblogged this from anyabluebird
- shakeitsalome likes this
- apothicd likes this
- epictho19 reblogged this from tyraqueenbanks
- lapayasitaroja reblogged this from tyraqueenbanks
- lapayasitaroja likes this
- mirandaisgreat reblogged this from sugarhoneybeehair
- mirandaisgreat likes this
- kushandmunchiess likes this
- albinoroadkill reblogged this from electric-diamondz
- niaflawlessfrazier likes this
- tyraqueenbanks reblogged this from sugarhoneybeehair
- deadlyrobit reblogged this from mlawwll
- deadlyrobit likes this
- sugarhoneybeehair reblogged this from electric-diamondz and added:
- babososguapos reblogged this from electric-diamondz
- babososguapos likes this
- electric-diamondz reblogged this from hey-pissant
- electric-diamondz likes this
- sammysaysyes reblogged this from jeancantouchmybean
- zaduku likes this
- communistguyliner likes this
- foxicle likes this
- quspeaks reblogged this from angelwingsandimagines
- quspeaks likes this
- sassykassi93 reblogged this from single-moment-of-insanity
- bitter-taste-of-unripe-peaches reblogged this from l1ttl3-d4rk-bl00d
- tigaroni1357 reblogged this from clurbur02
- tumblingdownthebunnyhole reblogged this from angelwingsandimagines
- superwholock-101 reblogged this from angelwingsandimagines
- superwholock-101 likes this
- angelwingsandimagines reblogged this from randombabyducks
- wifi-over-sleep reblogged this from taylorrreedus
- blue-lolliepop likes this
- s2rtis reblogged this from janellacus
- hollysalterego likes this
- ahighfunctioningsociopathiclover reblogged this from fantasies-and-temptations
- taylorrreedus reblogged this from clurbur02
- clurbur02 reblogged this from tea-of-tea
- ladyarequipe likes this
- rocketship-forest reblogged this from janellacus
- janellacus reblogged this from this-is-gallifrey-no-more and added:
- this-is-gallifrey-no-more reblogged this from castielangelofthetrenchcoats
- dreaming--insteadof--sleeping reblogged this from loveilluminatestheblind